What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

Where does water do all its banking?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Why was the dog overweight?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?