What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why is the beach so confident?

Where do polar bears store their money?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

What did the stair machines call each other?

When is Dad's bedtime?

How do amoebas make calls?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What says: oom oom oom?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Why is furniture so generous?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?