What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Why are goats so funny?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What does a dog say before eating?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?