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What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

Why did the fish blush?

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Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

How do you get kids to do something?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

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