What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Where does a camper keep his money?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?