What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

How do you care for a sick bird?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?