What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

How are mountains able to see?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Why do cows go to New York?

What bee is good for your health?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?