What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

Why are cars magic?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What do you call stolen cheese?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?