Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What's a priest's favorite food?