How do you know a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why are fish such good architects?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why was the bee sad?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
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