How do you know a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What is blue and not heavy?
Where do cats go on vacation?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why did the body of water think so much?
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