How do cats make a birthday cake?
From scratch!
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
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