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What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

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What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

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When do ghosts love to go camping?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

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How was the wedding?

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Which dance will a chicken not do?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?