What do you call a sarcastic duck?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

What do cats wear to work?