What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

Where do mermaids see movies?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What bird is losing its hair?

Where do German dogs sleep?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?