What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Robins.
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If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
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What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
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Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
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