What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Robins.
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
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