What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Robins.
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Are baby skunks cute?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why are ghosts always single?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
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