What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Robins.
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
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