Why was the cow unable to run the race?

Where do German dogs sleep?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?