How did the tree feel in spring?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?