How do scientists grow fruit?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

Why was the bee sad?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What do you call octopus twins?