Why do plants hate algebra?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?