Why did the cloud date the fog?

Why do plants hate algebra?

How do scientists grow fruit?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What did the airline worker name her child?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why do trees hate going to school?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?