How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Why did electricity win the race?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

Why are stones so good at music?