Why are English teachers so smart?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

What did the calf play in the school band?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?