Why do cows always skip gym class?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What do horses say to greet each other?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What's a bat's favorite game?