What game does pasta always play at recess?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

What kind of bee do teachers love?