What game does pasta always play at recess?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What superpower do all middle children have?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

What look-and-find book do wolves love?

Why do golfers hate cake?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?