Where do surfers go to school?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?