What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

How do you know bees have allergies?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

OK, that's enough fish puns.