What did the calculator tell his valentine?
You can count on me.
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What song does Tarzan⢠sing at Christmas?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Who is a pig's favorite Star WarsĀ® character?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Where do stars go to college?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
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