What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

Why was the musician arrested?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

How do bears keep cool?