What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What do you eat on July 5th?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

What do you call a Russian flea?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

What goes up when the rain comes down?