What did the calculator tell his valentine?
You can count on me.
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why was the musician arrested?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
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