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You can count on me.
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What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
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