Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

How do you drive a man crazy?

What do minions always put in their salads?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What table can you never sit at?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?