What did the calculator tell his valentine?
You can count on me.
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Where does breakfast live?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
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What is a robot's favorite snack?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What's a father's favorite flower?
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