What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses.
Why is winter considered holy?
What is the most adorable season?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What insect runs away from everything?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
How was the wedding?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Where does the president keep his razor?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why do two skunks argue?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
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