What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

Where do German dogs sleep?

How do bees get to school?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What time is your dentist appointment?

Why do all the planets get along?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?