What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses.
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
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