What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses.
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
How do snowmen get information?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
How do you get kids to do something?
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