Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What kind of books do boats write?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

How do you talk to a giant?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

What is a horse's favorite sport?