What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses.
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When do flowers get their workout in?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
How do amoebas make calls?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What makes music in your hair?
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