Why did the astronaut couple break up?

The museum curator needed a break.

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?