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What is Santa's favorite dessert?

How much does freedom weigh?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

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What is blue and not heavy?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

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What do you call two birds in love?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?