On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

Which plant has the best roar?

What do cows always add to their salad?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

How do trees get access to the internet?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?