Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

What's a cat's favorite color?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?