What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

Where do hamsters come from?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?