Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

Where do birds go to drink?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What is a cow's dream job?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?