How do you get kids to do something?
Tell them not to do it.
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What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
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