How do you get kids to do something?
Tell them not to do it.
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Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
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