How do you get kids to do something?
Tell them not to do it.
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Families are like fudge.
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
How do you organize a space party?
What did one plate say to the other?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What game does a rabbit always win?
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