Which parent knows if you are running late?

What did you learn in school today, son?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Why are baseball games at night?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Did you know about April 1st?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

Why do cubes make great referees?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?