How do you get kids to do something?
Tell them not to do it.
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What day is your mom always right?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What do you call a silly hill?
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