Why did the bunnies go on strike?
They wanted better celery.
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
How do billboards talk?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
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