What's the coldest vegetable?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

Why was the horse so happy?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

Why was the bud so shy?

What says: oom oom oom?