Why did the map not want to be weighed?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

What is an insect's favorite game?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

Why are cowboys always religious?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

I like telling Dad jokes.

What's a dog's favorite book?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

Why do some people love eating snails?