Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

Can February March?

Which insect makes the best father?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

What animal could Noah not trust?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What's the slowest 5k?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?