What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?