Where do cows go on vacation?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Why are the mountains so tired?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?