What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

What shape is bad at driving?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

Where do birds go to drink?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Who invented fractions?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?