What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Why did the barber win the race?

The museum curator needed a break.

Why did the cow go to outer space?

How do dog catchers get paid?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?