What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What do you call an old snowman?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?