The museum curator needed a break.

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

How do you arrest a pig?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

Why are turtles so shy?

Why are maps such great therapists?