What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

What time does everyone love to drink?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

What car always breaks the rules?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

What's the noisiest food?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?