What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

How do fish watch TV shows?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

When do flowers get their workout in?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

What's a frog's favorite year?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?