What animal loves Indian food?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

What sweet treat never panics?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

What did one plate say to the other?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?