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What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What's the saddest part of the week?

When should you start writing a book?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

What's the king of all school supplies?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?