Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
She had hot wings!
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
How do snowmen get information?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
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