Where do frogs keep their money?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?