What birds make average students?
C-gulls.
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Which cats have the best manners?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why is winter considered holy?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
How did the vampire start his letter?
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