Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What car always breaks the rules?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Bears love exotic cars.

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?