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What do you call a fish without an eye?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

Which plant has the best roar?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

What words make the best athletes?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What car can't keep a secret?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?