Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Who invented fractions?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What does a lion call an antelope?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?