What did the pen say to the pencil?
So, what's your point?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Which plant has the best roar?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What math figure is also in the band?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
How do bears keep cool?
What do fish do at parades?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
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