Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Why did the student eat their homework?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

Where do German dogs sleep?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What did the stair machines call each other?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

Why is sand so optimistic?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?