Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

Why do trees hate going to school?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Where do mermaids see movies?

What game does a rabbit always win?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Why do elephants have trunks?

Why don't wolves like fast food?