Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Where do surfers go to school?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?