What was the detective duck trying to do?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?