What do you call octopus twins?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

Where do cows go for lunch?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What do you call an arctic cow?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

What's the biggest moth in the world?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?