What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What do you give an angry rhino?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?