What do cows say when you milk them?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

What do bees chew?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Where does a camper keep his money?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What do you call the successful dog detective?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?