What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

What animals make the best baseball players?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?