Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What building always gets stains on it?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

What do minions always put in their salads?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?