Why don't mummies go on vacation?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What shape is bad at driving?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What animal loves a baseball game?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Which fly makes films?