What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

How do animals blend into the desert?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?