Which president loved to take baths?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What do you call an Irish spider?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?