What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Which president loved to take baths?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What time is your dentist appointment?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What do mice do when they're at home?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?