Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What building always gets stains on it?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What do Scottish toads play?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What do you call octopus twins?