What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What do you call hiking college students?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?