Why did the frog starve?

Why is furniture so generous?

The ocean is a real trendsetter.

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?