What do mice do when they're at home?
Mousework.
What season begins with a thud?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why was the dog so popular?
Where do stars go to college?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
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