Which state has the best streets?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

How do hurricanes see?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

When do cows get tired?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Which family member has tusks?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

What animal makes the best lunches?