What kind of birds make the best thieves?

Where do goldfish go camping?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Where does food go to take a nap?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What does a panda ghost say?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?