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A sourpuss!
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What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
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Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
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