What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

What do you call an insincere horse?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

How do you drive a man crazy?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What's the opposite of irony?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?