What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
A sourpuss!
What bee is good for your health?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
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