What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
A sourpuss!
How do birds threaten one another?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
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