What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
A sourpuss!
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
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