What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
A sourpuss!
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What car can't keep a secret?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
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