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Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What do you call a greedy elf?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What's a frog's favorite year?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

What do rich squirrels eat?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What's the most masculine animal?