What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Polar opposites.
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
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