What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Polar opposites.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Where do stars go to college?
What's a forklift?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why did the mare gain weight?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
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