What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Polar opposites.
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why are books always so angry?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
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