What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Polar opposites.
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What does a panda ghost say?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What siblings are always sad?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
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