Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What condiment has wings?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

Where do polar bears vote?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?