What horn never makes a sound?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Why do cubes make great referees?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

What's a bat's favorite game?

What do you call a very small Valentine?