Why did the sparrow go to the library?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

Why do cubes make great referees?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?