Where would you put an injured insect?
In an antbulance.
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What do little monsters call their mother?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
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