Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Robber ducks.
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What do you call a pig thief?
What's the opposite of irony?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
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