Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Robber ducks.
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why was the broom late for school?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
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