What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

What is a tree's least favorite month?