How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Why do moms make good vintners?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?