What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

How do fleas travel?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What car always breaks the rules?

Why do cats give such great massages?