What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

Where do cats go on vacation?