Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

How do hurricanes see?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

Why did the professor write on the window?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

When should baseball players wear armor?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.