What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle.
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why are frogs always happy?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
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