What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle.
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What tree has the most bark?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
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