What's a duck's favorite TV show?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

Where is the coldest place to work?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?