What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What's the scariest letter?