Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Bears love exotic cars.

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What name sounds like the past tense?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What car always breaks the rules?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

How does cardboard get its workout in?