What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?