How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

When should you start writing a book?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

How do automobiles fly?

Where do polar bears vote?