What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

Where do termites go camping?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?