What's the slowest 5k?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

How does a taco bless the table?

Which computer won the talent show?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Why don't fish play basketball?

It's allergy season again?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Do dads always snore?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?