Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?