When is a baseball player like a thief?

What do golfers drink on the green?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?