What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Which computer won the talent show?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?