Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
A chipmunk.
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why are fish such good architects?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
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