What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

What do cows say when you milk them?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What do little monsters call their mother?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?