What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

Why was the dog so popular?

How does a barber get to work?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Which dogs love to study science?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?