Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What did the bee say to the flower?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

Why can't you trust a pig?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?