What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

What building always gets stains on it?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?