What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

What do cows say on NYE?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

What did you learn in school today, son?