What car always breaks the rules?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

What kind of ant is good at math?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

Why do math teachers love March?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Which computer won the talent show?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?