What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

What horn never makes a sound?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

How do scientists grow fruit?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?