What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

What is the wealthiest fish?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?