Why does Jesus drive so much?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Why do all the planets get along?

What did the airline worker name her child?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?