How does a barber get to work?
He rides a razor scooter.
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why can't Cinderella⢠play soccer?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
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