How does a barber get to work?
He rides a razor scooter.
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
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