Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What animal loves a baseball game?

Where do ships always get stuck?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What do mice do when they're at home?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

What do you give a sick pig?