How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

What do you call a handsome runner?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

What did March say to the madness?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?