What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

Where does food go to take a nap?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What does Santa order at the bar?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?