What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What's a dog's favorite city?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

Where do superheroes blend right in?

What do you call a greedy elf?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What animal has more lives than a cat?